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Group Code Merge In Australia

Submitted by anonymous » Wed 04-Feb-2026, 17:32

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The Sydney startup’s open-plan office was dark, lit only by the pulsating glow of thirty monitors displaying cascading lines of Python, C++, and JavaScript. The air hummed with server fans and heavy breathing. The sprint was over. The product had shipped. Now, the DevOps team was celebrating in the only way they knew how: absolute, consensual chaos.


Anika, the lead backend architect, her curves hugged by a tight “Git Commit Often” t-shirt, was bent over the polished granite meeting table. Marcus, a bearded front-end dev with tattooed forearms, gripped her hips, his thick cock buried to the hilt in her ass with each deep, measured thrust.


“The… latency… is… perfect,” Anika gasped, her fingers scrambling against the glass tabletop, smudging the dry-erase diagrams of their database schema.


“Tighter than our last production server,” Marcus grunted, slapping her plump ass, the sound echoing off the concrete walls.


Nearby, Jia and Liam, two junior full-stack developers, were intertwined on a beanbag cluster. Jia was riding Liam’s face, her head thrown back, as his tongue ... ed her dripping pussy with algorithmic precision. Her hands were tangled in the hair of Sienna, the QA tester, who was on her knees, greedily sucking Liam’s cock in time with Jia’s grinding.


“Bug… found,” Sienna moaned around his shaft, her eyes rolling back. “It’s a… deep dependency issue.”


Liam could only groan in response, his hands kneading Jia’s ass, pulling her harder onto his mouth.


The real spectacle was at the central server rack. Elara, the systems engineer, stood powerful and naked, her shaved ... glistening under the rack’s LED lights. Kaito, the silent but deadly database admin, was on his knees before her, his face buried between her thighs, devouring her like his last meal. His fingers were buried knuckle-deep in her ass, scissoring her open.


“Yes! Parse that query!” Elara commanded, her head falling back. “Execute!”


But she wasn’t idle. With one hand, she jerked the rigid cock of Arlo, the project manager, who was tied to the server rack with Cat-6 cables, his mouth gagged by a cluster of ethernet cords. With her other hand, she reached behind her, guiding the throbbing length of Raj, the security specialist, into her waiting, wet pussy.


“Penetration testing… approved,” Raj hissed, slamming into her as Kaito’s tongue never stopped its relentless work on her clit.


The room became a symphony of obscene sounds: the wet slap of skin, the guttural choke of deep throating, the high-pitched squeak of leather chairs bearing too much weight, and the constant, desperate litany of dirty talk. https://www.nylonstrapon.com/images-xxx/group-sex-australia


“Push to my main branch!”
“I’m gonna fork your repository!”
“Your syntax is so ... tight!”
“Override all my permissions!”


Anika was the first to break. The combined stimulation of Marcus pounding her ass and the sight of the orgy around her sent her over the edge. She screamed, her body clamping down on him, squirting across the table and onto a forgotten mechanical keyboard.


Her climax was the trigger. Marcus roared, pulling out and drenching her back in hot streaks of cum. Liam bucked beneath Jia, his release flooding Sienna’s throat, who swallowed with a satisfied gasp. Elara, feeling Raj and Kaito hit their peak simultaneously, let out a primal shout as she felt herself filled from both ends, her own orgasm triggering a chain reaction.


One by one, they fell—a cascading failure of pure pleasure. They collapsed onto the floor, a tangled heap of glistening limbs, spent and panting, surrounded by the silent judgment of their idle machines.


Arlo, finally spitting out the cables, looked at the scene. “Well,” he rasped, a slow smile spreading across his face. “Retrospective tomorrow at nine. We’ll need to… optimize performance.”


A weak chuckle rippled through the pile of programmers. They knew the code would be there in the morning. But tonight, they’d successfully merged in a whole new way.


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